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10 October 2007 @ 10:51 pm
Caramel Crack  
While writing the log where Hanabi and Neji go to Paris, this kind of developed alongside.


*from where Hanabi tells Neji to have some delicious, delicious caramels*

(Neji: Vile temptress! *whimpers*)

(Tenten: Hey hey, no. That would be ME.)

(Hanabi: exactly)

(Neji: Go AWAY Caramel, I mean Tenten.)

(Tenten: CARAMEL, am I? Hey, Hanabi, can I have a little of this candy too?)

(Hanabi: certainly *offers*)

(Tenten: Merci. *sloooooooooooooooowly licks the supersized candy, closing her eyes and putting on a rapturous expression. In a moaning voice: * Ohhhh...that's so goooo~oood.)

(Neji: *staaaaares - and nosebleeds*)

(Hanabi: *watches and stores up for blackmail*)

(Tenten: *looks back at Neji with smoldering eyes*)

(Neji: *strained voice* Your highness.... There are children present!)

(Tenten: *faux-innocently* And? Why, what is so wrong about eating candy, monsieur Neji?)

(Hanabi: absolutely nothing. Lollipop?)

(Neji: *twitches spasmodically*)

(Tenten: You, young lady, are a genius. *smiles evilly*)

(Hanabi: Oh, but I am just sharing the joys of French candies. You should try them. *offers a small lollipop*)

(Tenten: You are most obliging and gracious. I thank you. *takes the lollipop, and proceeds to suck and lick it in the most suggestive way possible*)

(Neji: *shifts uncomfortably, the tips of his ears bright red*)

(Hanabi: Why, cousin, do you want one too? *offers as well*)

(Neji: *strained* No...I want...I want...)

(Tenten: *licks*)

(Neji: *twitches again* ...Hanabi, go away. What is about to ensue is not meant for your eyes.)

(Hanabi: *raises eyebrow* It's just candy, cousin. *doesn't move*)

(Neji: *looks at her, looks at Tenten - then scoops Tenten up in his arms and begins to carry her away*)

(Tenten: *chinese cursing* Put me down!)

(Neji: *grimly* Not till we get to a place where I can ravish you to my heart's content.)

(Tenten: *freezes*)

(Hanabi: .....well that took less than I thought.)

Current Mood: amusedamused
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Don't You Daretoboe_lonewolf on October 11th, 2007 05:59 am (UTC)
I approve of this post.


wildcattmiss_wildcatt on October 11th, 2007 07:45 pm (UTC)

Fantastic. I especially like Neji's last line. Oh what steely determination.
Hyuuga Nejihyuuga_guard on October 11th, 2007 07:45 pm (UTC)
*glomps* Oh, we miss you.
Toboe LoneWolf: [Ouran] Ouran is Lovetoboe_lonewolf on October 11th, 2007 08:56 pm (UTC)
*glomps as well* We miss you lots.
cyclonephoenixcyclonephoenix on October 11th, 2007 09:23 pm (UTC)
:D Me like! lol
Naruto Uzumakivivifies on October 12th, 2007 01:42 am (UTC)
LOL "Neji: Go AWAY Caramel, I mean Tenten." xD